rusty dan

When you shove your dick into someone's eye socket then you put their finger inside your dick until it splits open. After that you get a fork and scrape the insides and feed it to them. It looks like rust.

Last night that guy at the bar gave me a rusty dan in the bathroom. After, we both had to go to the doctor.

by Hugh Jass Cock November 25, 2014

Rusty Wookie

when a woman munches on a man's pubic hair while vigorously fingering his asshole.

"Hey Bernard, what did you do last night?"
"Well Jose, my pubic region is a little sore because i got some wasted bitch to give me a nice Rusty Wookie."

by laverna&gafiltafish June 20, 2009

Rusty Musket

A condition created when your menstrual chick won't let you bang her with the lights on, you splooge, then go to the bathroom, flip on the light and your pud is covered in blood - you've been given a "Rusty Musket"

Penelope wouldn't let me bang her with the lights on so I pounded her pink palpitating pudding until it proplapsed, but she got even, she gave me a "Rusty Musket".

by Bwana B. February 7, 2007

rusty trombone

When a gay man is performing anal sex on another gay man while giving him a hand-job, so that the pleasure is (somewhat) mutual.

I suggested to my boyfriend that he give me a rusty trombone the next time we make love so that my moans will turn him on more and enchance the experience.

by Starman DV February 19, 2009

Rusty McNugget

When you dip your balls in to your partners asshole then pull out and put them in their mouth.

Hey Nate what happened last night? Oh man, my girl said she was hungery so I gave here some Rusty McNuggets!!

by Harry Johnstone December 16, 2008

Rusty Spork

Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER.

Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork."

by Gammasite December 28, 2007

rusty ukulele

Performing anilingus on a woman while fingering her vagina. Similar to a rusty trombone.

That bitch is so hot, I'm gonna give her the rusty ukulele.

by See_Em January 12, 2009