When an incredibly flamboyant homosexual, often with a baby dick, hangs a loaf of Nickle's white bread by his front door to indicate he is down to blow just about any man who presents himself. This is similar to red lights in the red light districts. When the gay sex has culminated all parties involved indulge in sammiches.
by Ben Jangler May 23, 2021

A man with the first name Nick and earns the last name Loaf. A Nick Loaf is a sweet, intelligent and very amusing boy/man who brings joys to lots of his friends. Any one can be a Loaf (example Michael Loaf) one most just try hard enough. A Nick Loaf also has a bread loaf sized peepee.
Person 1: “Yo you’re being really chill today Nick.”
Person 2: “Aw he’s just being a Nick Loaf.”
Person 1 and Nick: “A Nick Loaf?”
Person 2: “Yea it’s like a super chill and funny Nick.”
Person 2: “Aw he’s just being a Nick Loaf.”
Person 1 and Nick: “A Nick Loaf?”
Person 2: “Yea it’s like a super chill and funny Nick.”
by Nick Loaf June 22, 2018

what we put in the cart on a regular basis. it is easy to live off the self loaf as it is affordable (cheap) and filling. provides simple answers to most everyday challenges.
"mum, I couldn't help but purchase a self loaf. I am so sorry."
-"come here. you are beautiful and worthy of all your dreams. entitled to feel good in your skin, spread the love that you have kept to yourself for so long. let nobody ever tell you otherwise."
"You are beautiful. all the stories your face tell are beautiful. the lines, the marks, the gaps and spots. the lacks, the space, the chubs, the dots."
"I had me a gigantic piece of self loaf. tastes disgusting. I don't want to eat it ever again."
-"come here. you are beautiful and worthy of all your dreams. entitled to feel good in your skin, spread the love that you have kept to yourself for so long. let nobody ever tell you otherwise."
"You are beautiful. all the stories your face tell are beautiful. the lines, the marks, the gaps and spots. the lacks, the space, the chubs, the dots."
"I had me a gigantic piece of self loaf. tastes disgusting. I don't want to eat it ever again."
by Krkič February 9, 2019

by travimikelon January 12, 2008

by bill May 1, 2003

When two guys get very intoxicated together and suddenly have a urge to have sex, but females are not present. This results in them getting a loaf of bread and butter in which both partners stick their respective penises into both ends in order to get the pleasure of having sex without really having sex.
by Iamg0d May 14, 2011

a slice of creamed bread with a thick tuna rum on top. you just cut up the tuna aand fuck it on ur gental then put it on the loaf bye
by alyssa n jaylene October 23, 2008
