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Old Guard

The people that saw you through the murky middle. You might not have known them in the beginning, they might not be there in the end, but they acted as the guards, the controls, that paid the light bill inside the tunnel and obscured the distant beam at end.
“He had an angelic afternoon after work when he walked into the tavern and he got to talk to some of the old guard.”
by Jeremiah Collins June 3, 2025
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Guard

To protect someone and or something
There are many people assigned to guard the crown jewels.
by Thecheechmeister March 1, 2023
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The National Guard

Yeah didn't anyone say anything about Donald Trump sending in the national guard before it happened? Like, the reporting on the protest and the guard happened at the same time.
Hym "I can think about whatever the fuck I want and you are going to get someone's kid murdered if someone doesn't stop you. The National Guard need to start hunting down the freaks doing this to me starting with the new MeidasTouch freaks put them in a gas chamber. And then work their way backwards down the list."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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splatter guard

A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.
Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.
by jman2001 May 20, 2014
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Guard Hoe

Someone who is a lifeguard just so they can meet boys.
Ava is such a guard hoe. She only works here to get with the deep guards.
by Guardwhore January 30, 2017
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baron guard

Position called in League of Legends at champion select to troll noobs who think you will actually be guarding baron the whole game.
Fag1: mid
Fag2: top
You: baron guard.
Fag1: omg wtf r u new?
Fag2: some1 doge!!11!
You: did one of u want baron guard?
by rabifant August 24, 2014
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Elite Guard

He bans everyone he sees and is apparently god. Runs the maps at Hivemind.org
Me: Hey Elite
Elite Guard: Your banned
Maarlo: banned!
by G2 July 12, 2003
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