Not liking Tenacious D

The act of disliking this amazing band automatically makes you a dick pleasing cock gobbler. Because only a dick pleasing cock gobbler would not like this god given band.

"Since Nick Hernanderelli enjoys Not liking Tenacious D he therefore likes penis."

by Tenaciousfan October 6, 2009

tenascious

tenacious mispelled... oops

Tenascious D is awesome! Oh wait! No, I meant Tenacious.

by Nonky Nacker December 15, 2004

Michigan Meat Tenderizer

A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.

Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!

by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010

Tenafly

Jews and Asian over populate the town. A place where the cops are assholes, parents are over protected. Middle school girls are Jappy and annoying, there prude to the max and make stupid cliques, but the boys of the eighth and ninth grade are chill, 10th graders are also chill but some are dicks, some of the juniors girls of 05-06 are fucking hot and sluty, the guys are in somewhat cool but some are dicks to other kids. Are ninth grade is freaking beastly; the juniors are also the beastly kids of 05-06. Some kids in our town like to be ghetto and some like to be preps but the ghetto kids are just posers unless there really down preps are freaking pussys. Eighth grade boys don’t start with other grades or other towns but basically everyone in the eight grade has their friends backs, in ninth and tenth and 11th have each others backs and the whole high school is basically chill with each other.

Tenafly is the prep ghetto.

by Name of unspoken words June 3, 2006

Tender Branson

The most unsexy thing known to mankind.

That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.

by The Putrid Pumpkin November 26, 2004

tenderizin

its wen u sit around with your freinds playing video games, talking, watever, generally doing nothing

wats up dude? " we b tenderizin

by shayne July 31, 2004

tender moments

anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.

" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"

" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."

by billygoat April 21, 2006