Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick

1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!

by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019

Teddy

A man who can fuckin loose his shit when he hears the word Teddybear. Also really handsome. Also may suck and Science and Math.

“Hi Teddybear”
“STOP!”

by billybobjoe2 October 23, 2019

Teddy-eater

Idkk if your name is will but if it is you consume your teddies

Teddy-eater : NOm nOM

The pet store:
That’s our fish..

by Unknown000888 October 25, 2019

Teddy

A very sexy individual who works out for milfs, women over the age of 30, women w kids

Teddy is finds Alice mutio peng

by Hgghv888 November 22, 2021

Teddy Dyer

A little Buddha

Oh no its Teddy Dyer

by Arsefucker3000 November 22, 2021

teddy bear

someone who looks or appears super big scary and tough but is really just sweet soft and loving on the inside

“BRO YOUR DADS SO SCARY TF???”

“nah bro hes a huge teddy bear when u get past his exterior.”

by eedeen November 2, 2021

teddy bear

(a) someone who looks tough or intimidating but is actually sweet inside under that rough exterior

boy1 : YOUR DADS SO SCARY TF??

girl1: he really isnt hes a huggeee teddy bear

by eedeen November 3, 2021