swift tease

A Swift tease is when you tease an old java developer that all their server code could be written in swift in half the time

SCRUM Master: Did you Swift tease old Ben about his java code today?
iOS developer: No I'll get right on that boss

by draw87 January 4, 2017

BSOD Tease

When your computer makes that CD skipping sound and you're sure it's gonna bluescreen, but it doesn't.

"Holy shit, my computer just BSOD teased me"

by themagnificentstarfish May 18, 2018

Bubble Tease

(Noun) A person who constantly shows as “typing”, illustrated by three floating bubble dots, in iMessage but never actually sends anything to you.

This girl is such a bubble tease. I’ve been waiting for her to type for like 4 hours. She better send me a nude for waiting this long.

by Figa Hunter January 22, 2019

Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid

If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!

"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."

by CyanJames May 1, 2022

Tease

A person who writes a game, and then posts about how great it's going on Twitter.

Ben Schwartz is a total Tease.

by JackRabbit15 May 28, 2012

teasley

Annoying as fuck

She is such a teasley

by Americanturtles January 26, 2017

Nipple Tease

The process by which one feels the vibration of their phone on their nipple (Most likely while said cellphone is placed in the front pocket of a shirt)

Person #1: Oh snap, my nipple!
Person #2: What's wrong?
Person #1: Shawnie texted me while my cellphone was in my shirt pocket.

Person #1: Oh snap, my nipple!
Person #2: What's wrong?
Person #1: Shawnie texted me while my cellphone was in my shirt pocket.
Person #2: What a Nipple Tease.

by RedInuYasha August 25, 2010