Cheeto tax

When you take cheeto's from your young sibling's plate; that's a cheeto tax

"Kids say the darndest things episode 5: I want to do a CHEETO TAX

by arson_investigator January 29, 2021

Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.

My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.

by Rolls Troyce May 7, 2023

Crotch Tax

Child support payments

I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.

by Eric Thorsland September 12, 2012

wage tax

The money a person earns for their company that they aren't paid.

"I made GE 2 million by inventing a new process for distributing power."
"How much did you make for doing that?"
"My salary is $200,000 a year."
"So basically GE taxed you 90% of the money you made them."
"Yeah, I guess I paid some sort of wage tax."

by Synthisis March 31, 2016

doing taxes

Cover up for having sex

Parents say to children: "dont bother us we are doing taxes in our room"

by tourangh October 11, 2006

tax cut

what killed off the budget surplus that we once had.

" bush got elected and gave all his rich buddies a nice, fat tax cut."

by cleevus September 12, 2003

tax season

a time of the year (usually February-April) where broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich. Tax money usually gets spent on Gucci, True Religion, Jordan's, and other unnecessary brands. When their tax money runs out, they go back to being broke.

Bill: Oh my, it's almost tax season again!
Bobby: Broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich.

by Yolo Drake March 11, 2015