death and taxes

the only two things that are inevitable in this cruel world

death and taxes are inevitable

by chanslaptop December 7, 2020

Cheeto tax

When you take cheeto's from your young sibling's plate; that's a cheeto tax

"Kids say the darndest things episode 5: I want to do a CHEETO TAX

by arson_investigator January 29, 2021

thot tax

To get the attention of a socal media thot using venmo or cashapp.

Girls on social media will post there venmo or cashapp on their profile. Simps will drop a thot tax in their venmo, then proceed to slide into the DMs.

You remember Alexa from HS? We hooked up last night, after I sent $200 thot tax to her venmo. That definitely got her attention.

by Laravel April 30, 2021

SanicMC Tax

Takes 1% of all financial gain. Can be used like the Uno Reverse Card

I think you need to pay your SanicMC Tax

by NotSanicMC June 29, 2022

doing taxes

Cover up for having sex

Parents say to children: "dont bother us we are doing taxes in our room"

by tourangh October 11, 2006

tax cut

what killed off the budget surplus that we once had.

" bush got elected and gave all his rich buddies a nice, fat tax cut."

by cleevus September 12, 2003

tax season

a time of the year (usually February-April) where broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich. Tax money usually gets spent on Gucci, True Religion, Jordan's, and other unnecessary brands. When their tax money runs out, they go back to being broke.

Bill: Oh my, it's almost tax season again!
Bobby: Broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich.

by Yolo Drake March 11, 2015