The grooves off the shoulder of the freeway that causes your taint to vibrate violently as you drive over it.
by Moonstomper May 24, 2009
Get the Taint Ticklermug. by paydaddi November 24, 2004
Get the tainted twatmug. When a male has one opportunity to penetrate a female's vagina but misses and hits the taint, which in turn causes the female to "toot" and loose all interest in the sexual encounter due to embarrassment.
by Glenn Ladd May 27, 2005
Get the taint blockmug. When one moderately sweaty male, who has accumulated enough sweat among the "gooch" area, rubs his single index finger across it, only to finger paint the sweat upon a friends upper lip.
by richardunn September 27, 2010
Get the Taint Paintmug. The area he stabs when he's trying to go from the vagina to the asshole. A move that makes you go "eh eh"
by JD_907 December 28, 2014
Get the female taintmug. "A virgin who has inserted A dildo, into the vagina to the point of penetration Intercourse".
II:A dildo fully entering into the vagina.
III:A cast of another man's penis entering the vagina.
Definition,
Intercourse: physical sexual contact between individuals that involves the genitalia of at least one person
II:A dildo fully entering into the vagina.
III:A cast of another man's penis entering the vagina.
Definition,
Intercourse: physical sexual contact between individuals that involves the genitalia of at least one person
Multiple scenarios of the words use.
Ex:1
Person A(Speaking to friend):She says shes a virgin but I know shes tainted...I saw her vagina and its like a gaping manhole!"
Person B:Dude Stfu about your "Tainted virgin" just bang the bitch already"
Ex:2
Virgin:I just cant stand the fact that she is fucking the cast of another man's penis;It's like she has already betrayed me".
Douche bag:Ya man no one likes sloppy seconds even if it was a cast Lol enjoy your "Tainted Virgin", as for me I got me a cherry to go PoP!"
Ex:3
Loser:She popped her own fucking Cherry she uses her dildo like a plunger and she expects me to call her a Virgin?!"
Loser3.0:Man there's a name for that it's called a "Tainted Virgin".
Ex:1
Person A(Speaking to friend):She says shes a virgin but I know shes tainted...I saw her vagina and its like a gaping manhole!"
Person B:Dude Stfu about your "Tainted virgin" just bang the bitch already"
Ex:2
Virgin:I just cant stand the fact that she is fucking the cast of another man's penis;It's like she has already betrayed me".
Douche bag:Ya man no one likes sloppy seconds even if it was a cast Lol enjoy your "Tainted Virgin", as for me I got me a cherry to go PoP!"
Ex:3
Loser:She popped her own fucking Cherry she uses her dildo like a plunger and she expects me to call her a Virgin?!"
Loser3.0:Man there's a name for that it's called a "Tainted Virgin".
by Adrian Dearth September 6, 2010
Get the Tainted Virginmug. by arat January 2, 2005
Get the penelope taintmug.