Tosser

A chiefly British derogatory term, literally meaning "one who masturbates," but properly used to describe anyone who is either incompetent, supercilious, or otherwise generally unpleasant. Tosser is a British synonym to the primarily American derogatory term, jerkoff, which is also used in the same manner as wanker and tosser.

Joe Sixpack: I'm going to need you to come in for work on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and New Year's, all without overtime pay.
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!

by FoxWing Mabon-Tail December 20, 2008

toss a couple kids at her

To ejaculate on a girl (not in an orifice).

Brenda definitely wasn't model material, but I'd had a few beers and I figured it wouldn't hurt to take her in the back room of the bar and toss a couple kids at her face.

by Nick D January 24, 2005

Tosha

Tosha is anti social . But they can break out of that. They are confident, independent, smart, beautiful, chill, funny, and fun. Also, like to mind their own business. Don’t “sleep” on them cause they will boss up!

Tosha is soo chill and calm!

by My names Geff November 18, 2018

toss up

a female who trades sex for drugs

She gave me head}, I gave her a 1/4 gram of crystal.

by 1969 GTO December 10, 2004

tosh tini

As said on tosh.0, this is a non alcoholic drink made in a martini glass. A half a bottle of expensive water such as fiji water, dump half of it down the drain and fill the bottle back up with tap water. Then poor this into to martini glass and put a little umbrella in with a slice of lemon and lime on the side and you have a tosh tini

I was drinking a tosh tini with Daniel tosh at the movies.

by big tosh tini breh January 10, 2011

Tosh.O

Like the Jersey Shore, but for people who aren't fags.

Tosh.O is like my Jersey Shore.

by Deat March 20, 2011

Boston Toss

To be physically removed from a drinking establishment; usually performed by a set of large, hirsute bouncers.

During the aforementioned Boston Toss, one would find themselves vacating the premises HEAD FIRST. <ouch!>

"Did you see that Gordon was Boston Tossed out of WET in San Jose"...dood's got hella cuts and bumps on his head!" Poor sod.

by Wooden Shoe Like Two No. August 25, 2009