toe sock

socks that you individually put on your toes to keep them warm when they are cold

wow, these toe socks really keep me warm

by sir Charles Shrek the 1st July 18, 2020

Stanky Toe

- A sexual technique utilized whilst one party is performing oral sex on another in a kneeling and/or lying position. The person receiving oral (the "Stank-ER") then utilizes their big toe of either foot to tease and/or penetrate the vagina and/or anus of the person performing oral sex (the "Stank-EE").

Eric: I was a legit "stanker" last night.
Seth: Yo, you was WHAT?
Eric: A "stanker". She was blowing me and I gave her the "Stanky Toe"
Seth: Ya, cono! Bro, you raw, dawg!

by #imfukkedup January 20, 2019

Mamil Toe

A Mamil Toe occurs when a mamil (middle aged man in Lycra, i.e. cyclist) is wearing pants so tight that his genitalia are practically exposed.

I was getting a lot of smiles at the bike shop, then I realized it was because I was sporting a mean mamil toe.

by Southoc November 1, 2013

Monkeys toe

When you're so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. Also known as 'Touching cloth', 'pulling tongues', 'turtles head', 'getting a black eye', 'squeezing and 8 ball' etc...

'Can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has shit on the seat and i've got a monkeys toe out here?'

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Copperhead Toe

When a persons 2nd toe is 3 inches longer than their big toe, therefore resembling a copperhead snake.

Mom! Dad! Look at the snake track in the sand. Don`t be afraid honey its just Tara`s Copperhead Toe.

by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010

mayonnaise toes

When one ejaculates onto a woman's toes.

She looked at me and said "give me mayonnaise toes please"

by Mr.Pickles May 29, 2016

Covid-toes

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot

I'd rather lick a deer's asshole than lick ur covid-toes

by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020