Toast Fairy

The fairy that magically makes tea, toast, sandwiches etc appear from the kitchen, so that your lazy bloke doesn't have to get up from the sofa and miss any football.

Bloke: Any chance of some more Tea?
Girl: (sarcastically)Yeah... I'll just pop into the kitchen to see if the Toast Fairy has visited shall I?

by binxyboo October 7, 2005

Toast

A variation on the term 'repost' which has stuck. On the You Laugh, You Lose Facebook group, instead of just typing "repost" on a familiar picture, members would type variations, the most popular and lasting being 'toast'. Coined by Nigel Lewis Hassell.

That picture is toast.

by PhantomDoughnut December 31, 2010

toast

gun(s)- because if you don't walk aoun at night with a gun in most cities, you're toast

"We don't go nowhere without toast, we thugged out" - 50 Cent's "Wanksta"

by Daveeeeeed January 7, 2008

thats what she said

a phrase making an unsexual statement, sexual.

teacher: the pharaohs name was Sekhemkau Shepseskare Isi
student1= wow, thats a mouthful!
student2= thats what she said!!

by joker_22 August 20, 2008

thats what she said

a joke used after someone says something that can be taken as a sexual innuendo

guy 1: dude check this out (spits a loogi)
guy 2: that was weak!
guy 1: it felt bigger in my mouth
guy 2: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

by John PenisMcJizzface February 22, 2009

Ya mam on toast

Annoying major comeback to any insult

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: :-(

by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004

thats a deal breaker ladies

something a man does, that regardless of how he looks, or how much he earns you should drop him.

If your man calls out his brother's name during sex
thats a deal breaker ladies!

by Lars "Lionheart" LeBeau May 26, 2009