stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation

I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one

by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016

stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016

Suck my dick

Girls say it all the time

No, suck my dick

by Bboooommboom March 11, 2020

its my dick

a stupid guy tryin to get sex

guy speaks through a microphone in his school

hey guys its my dick uh uh uh

by Gavingamerbro from fortnite October 30, 2020

Came out of my dick

To come out of one's dick; To emerge from a period of isolation, filled with anti-social tendencies. (Not to be confused with the colloquial use, meaning to ejaculate from one's penis.)

Last month I was haunted by the experience of being a member of society but I came out of my dick and now I feel much better.

by John Whorrds January 23, 2023

Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!

A huge win.

"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"

by mattwinwood March 10, 2023

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023