choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 07, 2009

Fuck my dick

Asking a close freind or family member to suck your penis until you cum so hard that you feel like you will die

Fuck my dick mommy

Ok

Later that night

Ooooh harder mommy I love when you make me cum this hard

by weird guy that knows anotomy May 19, 2022

my dick in katie

What's gonna happen tomorrow

Wow did you see trents massive dick in Katie last night!
My dick In Katie that's for sure

by Jsjsjzaijwnwjsizijd May 09, 2017

Suck my dick Kiwi

When Kiwi says something you don't like

Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi

by speadson December 28, 2024

My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!

A huge win.

"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"

by mattwinwood March 11, 2023

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 08, 2022