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Freshman Shitties

When a college freshman who lives in the crappiest residence halls, otherwise known as petri dishes, is sick and just generally feels like complete shit for most of their first semester of college.
I got the freshman shitties BAD.
by Fancie(: November 19, 2014
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Shitty cock

This word is used to slag or annoy someone who is into anal intercourse. They should be offended if called this word
by Rjhehebeuevene March 31, 2020
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Bum Shitty

(adj) A moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.
ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"
by film_ninja October 23, 2012
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shitty rogers

A shitty Rogers Is when a guy named Rogers shits in your face and calls you bob
Hey why did you give me a shitty Rogers you Fuck
by Shitty Rogers September 5, 2016
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huck a shitty

a donut, usually performed in the middle of a residential street by someone with little experience with drifting
Passenger: Huck a shitty in this culdesac!
by stupidmoose October 9, 2021
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Shitty Kitty

When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed
"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"
by Shatonya Sheets October 9, 2021
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shitty pizza

the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers
my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?
by dumbandall December 15, 2021
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