meat lance

another name for a penis, specifically for those living during Medieval Times.

The thin maiden longed to joust with Sir Thick's meat lance.

by The Fatman December 29, 2007

Meat Fumes

Odiferous eminations resulting from an all protein diet.

1. After Maynard ate that whole chicken, the meat fumes coming from the shitter were unbearable.

by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 20, 2007

Meat Gazer

A dude that checks out other guys packages in the lockerroom.

Hey Meat Gazer, take a picture, it'll last longer.

by Dr. Hfuhruhurr April 22, 2008

meat mart

a name for a guy who gets excessive pussy

"Anthony is such a meat mart he got three girls just last night all under 2 hours!"

"Also cheats on his beautiful girlfriend, who would not do anything sexual, so then has sex with his easy ex gf"

by CrazzyBiitch October 16, 2006

Meat Missel

Meat Missel - A meat missel is the name used to describe a thick super strength penis that will dart into treacherous and unknow territories. It has a mission, this mission is to seek and shoot ultra gooey "man magma" on its opposition. Mainly shot in attacks with Yappers, Meat Wallets and Dirty Butt Bunkers.

Oliver pasted that Meat Wallets ovies with his ultra thick man chowder after his Meat Missel exploded.

by Cx2UR January 14, 2009

taco meat

a tuft of chest hair protruding from the v-shaped opening at the collar of a shirt

He's known for showing some taco meat

by etymological emir October 31, 2009

meat and mousing

The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn.

Robert's mom caught him meat and mousing.

by AAIIEE September 28, 2008