terrorist unicorn

The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la

Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"

by WandObi March 01, 2018

Time Terrorist

Someone who hijacks your evening repeatedly.

Somebody who holds hostage your time with no intention of giving it back.

Someone who wastes your time for their own amusement.

Fuck that time terrorist!

No I will not hang out withthat time terrorist. Last time was the worst.

That time terrorist asked me to move his couch, turns out once I got there he needed me to move his whole fucking house.

by EvilDans February 02, 2019

Trans-Terrorist

What conservatives call trans people when they want rights and, don’t actually know what they are talking about so instead they make new words up to cover for it.

“I think there’s something worse than white supremacy in America and it’s Trans-Terrorist running around!!!”

“ Jannette are you of you’re meds again?”

by Sugore:3 June 26, 2022

Terrorist Walk

It's where you buy an RPG from Somalia and run around shooting down people migrating into the state while eating macaroni off of some one's head. They are probably named Bob, John, or Abdul from some random scam center that was taken down. Anyway after shooting them down they hang their flesh on nails on skyscrapers for decoration. Then he walks around places and does it again.

I am going to commit Terrorist Walk and have fun.
Someone just Terrorist Walked my Uncle.
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by SuperYeetCat May 18, 2023

Family terrorist

A family member whose existence is to disrupt, chaos, risk relationships at all cost . Motivated by instant gratification and selfishness.

Are we having the family terrorist over for the holidays?

by Melitsaha December 26, 2020

Government sponsored terrorists

“Government sponsored terrorists” was created by the well known Men’s Equal Rights activist & Show Host Tommy Sotomayor (TJSKOC)

Generational welfare recipients that believe being on government assistance is not only a way of life but a goal. Once they move into an area they bring down property values, destroy neighborhoods, are untrained destructive people that only exist so their single mother could get welfare benefits.

Man, I’m moving the hell out of this area as soon as possible. These government sponsored terrorists are doing daily driveby’s robbing everyone & have destroy everything around here. The property value has plummeted because of them.

by SotoNation March 12, 2023

Terrorist ball

A low-possession style of football which is utterly infuriating to watch and play against. It involves playing as defensively and dirty as possible.

If a team playing “terroist-ball” scores, it is only done through counter-attacks.

Generally once a goal is scored, the terrorism team will play with as many defenders as possible, further adding to the frustration of the opposing team and their fans.

Managers who are major proponents of Terrorist-ball include Sean Dyche, Jose Mourinho and Diego Simeone.

He has them playing Terrorist ball. We had 20 shots on target and 85% possession, hell they had two players sent off and the STILL won 1-0

by Rooftophallways November 17, 2023