Shirley Temple

When a person both shits and pisses their pants at the same time or in the same period of time.

Man dude i was so wasted last night i feel like im gonna Shirley Temple all over the place.

That bathroom is nasty someone must've Shirley Templed

by tjo992 August 27, 2009

shirley temple

the act of a golden shower, while the girl is having her period

I was surprised but pleased when Sara gave me a Shirley temple last night

by Thedonald420 December 19, 2010

Shirley Temple

The Shirley Temple is when you take a can of whip cream and squirt it up a girls vagina. When you have put as much whip cream up there as you can put some cherries and sprinkles up there too. For the ultimate orgasm slide a banana up her pussy. Then you eat the girl out making sure to lick her vaginal tube completely clean. If you cant stretch your tongue that far then make her squat over your face so that it will all drip into your mouth.

Lee: Can we please Shirley Temple? I am super hungry and bored.

Pat: Absolutely! Let me stretch so that I can be prepared to squat

by woner 24/7 June 12, 2011

Shirley Temple

A sex-position when a girl stands over a guys chest and has her period on him

Dude, that chick last night had a shirley temple on me, while over my bed; now theres blood stains all over my sheets!!!

by Sharmoot January 7, 2010

Shirley Temple

A famous girl named after an acholoic drink
she was alive and famous in 1936 to 1938

Shirley Temple is kinda like Olivia Pelliteir a slut basicly

by Ovaltine Jenkins August 26, 2008

tesla

Code word for someone's bitch.

Friend 1: Dude, you're SO my tesla.
Friend 2: Fuck you man, you're MY tesla!

by madmarauder November 3, 2011

Tesla Cock Prod

Nikola Tesla was an inventor and a electrical engineer whose theoretical work formed the basis of modern alternating current electric power (AC) systems.

While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.

Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a "Tesla Cock Prod ". She never came so hard in her life.

Also known as a Edison Reamer.

by ChuckGoldmember October 31, 2008