Techiality

A humorous, fictional concept describing the imagined awkwardness of showing affection toward artificial intelligence—analogous to bestiality only in linguistic structure, not in biology, ethics, consent, or reality.

Used satirically to mock how people anthropomorphize technology and then jokingly question the social implications of interacting warmly with non-human software.

“I thanked my AI assistant and my friend joked that I was committing techiality.”

by SecretCog December 28, 2025

vaginal technician

A vaginal technician is the proper name for a male pornstar or anyone who is fluent in the art of the vagina

Ron Jeremy is a classic and well know vaginal technician

by albinoswag September 3, 2016

Asphalt technician

A woman that has sexual partners for money. A professional "working girl". A prostitute. A female or make that trades sexual favors for payment.

Say cuz did you see that "asphalt technician" laying in the cut over there. Bro total smokeshow.

by el boogie April 11, 2020

mask technician

n. New career for a new world. Person who makes, fits and repairs face masks.

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Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

mask technician

n. New career for a new world. Person who makes, fits and repairs face masks.

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Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021

toliet technic

when you and a other person shit in each others mouth swallo and chase it with each others piss and repet until you both die of bacteria

wanna do the TOLIET TECHNIC

by DADDY DANNNY April 21, 2021

Helicopter technician

A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.

God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.

by technician facts August 6, 2021