Wings System

The wings earned with many different sexual achievements

1) White Wings - Having sex with a virgin
2) Red Wings - Eating out a girl on her period
3) Brown Wings - Having anal sex
4) Blue Wings - Having sex underwater
5) Silver Wings - Sex with a woman your mothers age
6) Grey Wings - Sex with a woman with grandchildren
7) Gold Wings - When the first golden shower is received
8) Black Wings - Having sex with a widow
9) Knife Wings - Having sex with your friends girlfriend
10) Purple Wings - Have sex with a pregnant woman

Example of the Wings System

1) Dude I took ____'s virginity!

2) Is my face still red? I just got my red wings.....
3) Dude, getting my brown wings was fun, but when I pulled out.....ew
4) Dog, I fucked her in the neighbors pool!

5) Man, my moms friend was so hot, i couldnt resist, my silver wings were awaiting me
6) She was too young looking to be a grandma. I guess I just got my grey wings then
7) Man, I got pissed on. Gold wings arent as fun as I thought
8) After her husband died, she was single and I had to "comfort her"
9) My homie is gonna be so pissed when he finds out I fucked his girl!!
10) Dude, purple wings while she was 7 months in. *high-five

by Swagteam4life November 4, 2011

Systematic Racism

When white liberals blame the evil white man for everything, usually for the problems that their failed policies created.

William: "Damn, my property taxes are going up a lot." Josh:"That's because of systematic racism." William:"But I'm white." Josh:"Then your a racist bastard" William:"You're white too. What are you." Josh:"I'm jewish, how dare you cause me of being a racist you Nazi."

by Mikey G6 March 19, 2021

System32

The main build of the computer. They are only in Microsoft windows builds.

People around the internet are being trolled and deleting System32.

by Darthsonix December 2, 2015

system32

C:\Windows\system32\ This is a key folder in Windows, this file has MANY programs/files that should NOT be deleted. If deleted, your computer will not be able to boot into Windows. Do not be fooled into deleting this folder.

Troll: Delete system32! It's a virus that will slow down your PC!
Me: No.

by anonymous200020 April 3, 2022

install a sprinkler system

to have sex. a variant of "lay some pipe" because installing a sprinkler system involves laying pipe.

"i want to install a sprinkler system on that girl"

by dim prickle October 27, 2005

system of a down

wow i love thier new song B.Y.O.B (bring your own bombs) its quite hard to hear some of the lyrics but i looked them up and they are goood "why don't presidents fight the war? Why do we always send the poor?" and Daron Malakian has a realy good voice!

........................Darons pretti not hot jus pretti..

by ______ May 6, 2005

Systom

Systom derives from the word "System" and the name "Thomas" which when formed, will create a Systom. A Systom is similar to a system, but this system is a living being as if it were a person, an entity like a System. (Deus Ex Machina if you will.)

"I hacked a computer with Systom."

"I played on Xbox Live with Systom."

"I see Systom on myspace and on AIM."

"I sometimes check out that dot org of Systom."

by Systom March 31, 2009