semon

The shit that comes out of your dick when sexually aroused by other women.

He put his semon on my pussy

by IILunaticGamerII December 4, 2016

Simon Cowell

A depressed,lonely bastard, who is known well for being a dick to many singers and dancers along with many other talented people and also is on AMERICA IDOLE, a show clearly for fucking 14 year old bitches or extremely fat woman who well believe this defination is what they call HEART BREAKING.

Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.

by sexybeast1023 March 6, 2011

Simonizer

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race

Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon

by gusto August 7, 2003

simon mitchell

The perfect from the band Young Guns.

Fangirl: have you seen simon mitchell?
Fangirl 2: i heard he was fucking some girl in the van!

by imnotstupidyaknow May 24, 2011

shmonged

Verb Adverb

Sha-m-ong-ed
1The act of roasting or humiliating someone typically in a casual manner
2 the act of getting roasted or humiliated

"Yo, did you see Laura's shoes?"
"Yeah bro she's going to get shmonged."

by Shmonger June 9, 2017

Simon Pitman

A big guy with a small doink. He thinks he is so cool and he tries roasting people but they all suck. He tends to date girls that are at least 5+ years older than him and they all live across the country. He is incapable of dating people in his own state. Every time he gets a paper cut or stubs his toe he gets a cast

you see that guy always faking injuries and dating girls older than him, yeah that's Simon Pitman

by good noodle jesus' November 14, 2017

semonique

She is the most loyal and real person ever.she is always a truth worthy person. Don’t play with someone like her . She is very pretty and smart.You need a SeMonique

SeMonique is very cute.

by Garbrial watley June 14, 2018