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Ready ready strawberry

When a female is giving a male a pre-intercourse blowjob and inadvertently sucks too hard leaving a bruise resembling a strawberry on the head of the male's penis.
Rickey was distraught when he observed his ready ready strawberry from the action he received the night before.
by Peter Rooter June 3, 2023
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shraw

1. admirably fine or excellent; extremely good: a shraw performance.
2. sumptuous; rich; grand: that was shraw.
3. of a proudly imposing appearance or kind; majestic: that mountain vista is shraw.
You've just experienced something truly amazing; a simple "shraw!" indicates the pleasure felt at that moment.
by Neil Woods September 19, 2008
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Scrawk

Roughly scratching ass or nob (cock). Makes a very distinctive sound a little like wire brushing tree bark. Must be followed by a sly sniff of fingertips
Don't scrawk your nob you dirty cunt
by Street scrawker January 2, 2011
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reverse strawberry alarm clock

Straddle a sleeping person as if in the 69 position and repeatedly touch their nose with your hemmorhoids until they wake up.
"Dude, your girlfriend is passed out on the floor and I need to do yoga." "Sounds like you can start your workout by setting a reverse strawberry alarm clock!"
by dtoss August 9, 2015
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strawning

The refreshing, necessary process of stretching and yawning one must go through in the morning before he or she starts the day.
After she wakes up, Bree routinely spends 3-5 minutes each morning strawning prior to starting her other daily activities.
by Stephen Boognish January 1, 2007
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strawing

the act of inserting coffee straws into the coin slot of a 4 or 2 quarter Foosball table/Jitz table, to get a free game. usually can work on pool tables and air hockey tables =)
"yo, damn, dude we played like 100 games for free, cause the owner strawed the tables for us"
by jitz freak September 3, 2005
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Pubic Sprawl

The unsightly result of unkept pubic hair which can be seen growing along the edge of underwear or bathing suits. Typically occurs along the crotch and groin of women; however, can also be spotted in men, most often of Eastern European decent, when wearing tightie-whities and banana-hammocks.
“Damn, Ho! Is that a Chia Pet in your panties or Pubic Sprawl?! You better trim that shit before a rat nests in that bush.”

“Cases of pubic sprawl are on the rise once again this quarter, another economic indicator signaling a financially troubled country that can no longer afford adequate pubic grooming.”

“Borat was clueless of the effect that his public sprawl had on the ladies.”
by Noodle Rob October 25, 2009
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