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a really good coffee shop where they starve all the kids in africa to make them work under-paid every day
but we love it to the core anyway!
"lets go to starbucks and order a tall, skinny, hazelnut caffe latte with no added sugar, and expresso shot and no cream. because its blates the best drink that they do!"
"ok"

starbucker 

Someone who sits at a coffee shop for hours at a time trying to look all cool with their laptop.
That guy is always here. Total starbucker.
starbucker by hsmlover May 1, 2009
*A meeting place adored by many.
*A place were great things happen
*The perfect caramel macchiato
*A retreat for cool people
*A place to get a status in the world
*A place to be cool!
S: 'You want a social life?'
P:'Yeah, blad, let's go starbucks'
K:'yeah, den we'd be well cool'
THEY ARE NOW FAMOUS FOR BEING COOL!!
starbucks by The height of coolness September 13, 2007

Starbucker 

n; a person who's a cross between a Starbucks addict and a fucker. Sometimes a Starbucks addict becomes a fucker only after 2-3 double shot macchiatos, but they're still a Starbucker.
husband; honey, can't we just wait until we get to the next town to get you your third refill from Starbucks.

wife; fuck you...get me to a Starbucks Now!!

husband; you can be a real starbucker sometimes, you know that!?!?
Starbucker by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008

Starbucks Ninja

The ninja coffee, normally associated with the assassination of presidents. Codename: IcedCoffee. Dark_LUEshi was the first to be victim of the iced coffee when a nigger stole his television and threw broken dvd disks at him to distract him. One stuck in his dick and he bled out next to his gay partner RyeZing, who was still sleeping.
Starbucks Ninja was the John F Kennedy's assassination.
Starbucks Ninja by Niclykoz May 13, 2008

Starbucksters 

Starbucks people: Stupid yuppies, college people, members of bands who think they're the shit but will never actually make it out of their garage with their music, as well as other people who think it's cool to hang out a t Starbucks and be be social degenerates without realizing it.
1. Lets go throw hot coffee on some Starbucksters on our way to Wal Mart.

2. "Starbucks coffee is pretty good but I never go there because I'm afraid I'll kill all the Starbucksters... and i don't want to go to jail. 1 million dead Strabucksters isn't worth a lifetime in prison".
Starbucksters by Jackette55 November 30, 2009