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Terlesky 'stache

1. a lame, 80s-style mustache often seen on mullet-heads or other unattractive men, a la John Terlesky, the B movie actor famous for roles in terrible movies like the All Nighter and Deathstalker 2.
Yo, did you see that guy's Terlesky 'stache? He looks like such loser.
by L Wrong Hubbard November 30, 2009
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Pubic Stache

When a guy rubs skeet on a girls upper lip and then puts his pubes on her upper lip to make a pubic mustache. (huge turnoff)
"I made a big mistake by giving her a pubic stache"
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010
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Tuco's Taco

When a hairy Mexican man ejaculates over the chest of another, equally hairy man (who need not be of any particular ethnic denomination) and proceeds to vigorously rub his chest against the chest of the other man... well, then you've made a Tuco's Taco.
"Hey, bro, I heard you and Allan made a Tuco's Taco at the party last night..."
"Sure did -- and I'm still trying to clean my chest hair!"
"I hear ya, try coconut oil and a fine-tooth comb, bro..."
by SteamRollaz69 September 10, 2016
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Stacey's mom

Generally an oldish woman with excess body fat from having one too many kids. She generally doesn't appreciate kids singing that song, neither does her kid. Because quite frankly, and 40+ year old women who you wouldn't even want to see in a tank top, is not attractive. Unless you're into that kinda thing.
Stacey: Hi, my name's Stacey.
Person: Hey,like the song Stacey's Mom! Your mom's got it going on!
Stacey: No, not unless you like fat hags.
by StaceyK September 28, 2008
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Cop Stache

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.
Never trust a cop without a mustache! Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!
by MyAlergies July 29, 2007
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Charity Stache

A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.
1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.

2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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stacey

you are Stacey
by umpteen4life'sfreind June 4, 2018
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