squirrel boy 

Along with Camp Lazlo, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, My Gym Partner's A Monkey, and Ben 10, the reason most people stop watching Cartoon Network.

Squirrel Boy sucks dick.

squirrel boy by A shitty excuse for a name October 8, 2006

squirrel handed 

when one has a squirrel instead of a left hand
(see Kid's book-SBemail- Homestarrunner)

Gregor is a weird name

squirrel handed by *tweak* September 19, 2003

squirrel pockets 

one with large cheeks, with big, cute dimples
resembling a squirrel storing acorns in their cheeks for later.

"look at that girl with them cute squirrel pockets on her face."

squirrel pockets by fffffffffffffffff May 4, 2007

Squirrel rub

When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head

After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.

Squirrel rub by Wild Wes November 17, 2011

Squirrel Snaked 

to steal something from a friend

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.

Squirrel Snaked by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011

Squirrel shit nuts 

1. Being undeniably crazy

Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts

Squirrel shit nuts by thunder_Ol86 December 13, 2012

squirrel grab 

Grabbing another person's testicles in a malicious manner.

My brother joe gave me a squirrel grab and now my stomach hurts

squirrel grab by d1ck lopper October 14, 2013