squeeze the squid

1. something you should always do before cooking

2. something you should always do before cooking

1. Jack's squid was loaded, so he squeezed it before putting it into the oven.

2. See above

by Nick October 18, 2003

squeeze

to stroke the male genitalia while firmly grasping the shaft and hand-thrusting up and down repetitively until the squirt

David: Lemme see yo left hand
Tyler: I can't, I can't show you
David: Oh, you SQUEEZED tuh-day! Didn't chu

by rebackt8 November 30, 2014

Cheesy Squeeze

a sex act where person A puts the tip of a can of cheese whiz into person B's asshole and sprays some into person B's ass, then person B shits it into person A's mouth

yeah, I totally got a cheesy squeeze from your girlfriend last night. It tasted like shit.

by Captain Hammerpenis May 22, 2010

Suicide Squeeze

When somebody accidentally touches a body part of the opposite gender in an enclosed space or a hallway.

(Joe accidentally touches Sara's chest in the hallway. Joe runs away in embarrassment)
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.

by TScottsby September 20, 2012

tit squeeze

When you squeeze a woman's breast, aka "tit squeeze" the tit being the breast, in case you didn't know.

Dude 1: dude how did your date go last night?

Dude 2: Man, she called me a rapist because I gave her a good old "tit squeeze"

by Cosmo is a fag December 15, 2013

Squeeze

To bind something or someone until it croaks.

Heh heh heh! I'm going to squeeze your body until you suffocate! Why? BECAUSE I'M EVIL! MWA HA HA HA!

Guy1:Evil or insane?
Me:I heard that!

by Bone July 22, 2004

speed squeeze

A super quick dump. Brought on by one of two methods: Either you eat a lot of Mexican food, or you can grease your bum before you start for faster poop completion.

Guy: I took a speed squeeze today.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.

by Walker Watson July 28, 2006