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Plop Spray 

When toilet water splashes up onto your ass when your taking a dump.
John's heavy load caused a tidal eruption with plop spray

Sara's heavy dumps always force a high volume of plop spray
Plop Spray by DKDN June 7, 2009

meat spray 

To spam a page, forum, blog etc. with gore when trolling that page, forum, blog etc.
Fuck these cunts constantly deleting posts. I think it's time for a meat spray.
meat spray by capers March 29, 2013

Bum Spray 

What happens after anal and you dont use a condom
Guy 1: "Hey man did you and the Dan get it on last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude I totally got bum sprayed! It was awesome!"
Bum Spray by wegointohell December 16, 2015

baby spray 

Cynthia reported that two chugs of baby spray emitted from Sebastian's soup-shooter, but she ducked the tag and it splashed a Pez Head bystander instead.
baby spray by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

hair spray 

The act of gatting in a chinese girl's hair before leaving the your house
Ricky gave my hair some good hold with his hair spray last night!
hair spray by dusty pirate July 18, 2011

Gay Spray 

An invisible aerosole canister containing a substance, which, on instant contact with the skin gives you exemption / immunity to most of the common viruses and diseases that all gay people have.
Can be used optionally with a hissing sound from the mouth.
For most effective use, spray liberally over your entire body including in your belly button and around your peehole.
A man enters a gentlemens lounge. The room is dark and slightly dingy, but he carries on unfalteringly to the bar to order himself some refreshment.
On his approach, there is no barman in sight - however as he nears ever closer, he spies a particularly homosexual looking ginger haired, midget barman dressed in leather biker clothes and high heels, lurking below bar height, masturbating to a little portable television. On closer inspection, the dwarve is watching an episode of Diffrent Strokes, with the screen seemingly stuck on repeat of a particularly amusing 5 second clip of Gary Coleman dancing topless.
As a precaution, the gentleman takes out his invisible canister of Gay Spray, and applies an aggressive covering over his entire body, making precise and accurate hissing noises each time our heros finger is depressed on the invisible canisters button.