Smooping

The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below

“Ah shit, I smooped on the toilet seat again”

“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”

by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021

spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)

cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning

by qwerty002 February 20, 2022

spoopie_vr

a very skilled gorilla and if you seem her make sure to run and leave cause she will become god monke.

omg! its spoopie_vr! yea we better leave shes to good

by MiaTheGoat123 February 26, 2022

scoopin n poopin

scoopin n poopin means living good eating well which is evident in fivio foreign song

scoopin n poopin

nik: ayo bro you good ?
the bro: yeah bruh i be poopin n scoopin blood .

by thamysterynigga March 14, 2022

spookindly

spookily spindly!!!11!

jeff: hey check out this thing i made
bob: wow thats very spookindly

by 4chaos April 27, 2023

Spoofing

When you’re being told something that isn’t true/real, and it’s a joke or a lie.

He told me he was super fun, turns out he was serious, he was spoofing me

Stop spoofing me, I know it’s not true

by Ella is hot 123 May 1, 2023

spoofin

idk but it sounds funny lmao

"ayo, my boy's out here spoofin

by anonymous July 8, 2023