Sponge

A person who is terrible at videogames, and constantly sucks at it.

Random Sponge: Guys hurry up and run this way!
Davis Jose:You're a Sponge get out of our lobby, you always flank left.

by lDuskz January 6, 2013

Spongebob Squarepants

If you really think about it, it's a very sexual referenced.

spongebob squarepants

They live in bikini bottom.

his neighbor is squidward tenticals which sounds like testicals.

sandy cheeks sounds like she has sand in her ass.

he works at the crusty crab.

they eat crabby pattys.

plankton works at the chum bucket.

the ocean is called the goo lagoon. lol

by www.myspace.com/emo_rawrie October 7, 2008

spongebob

Used to be an AWESOME show. If you think it's too kiddy, that's great. Go watch another show.

However, the recent episodes are not so great. Nickelodeon has ruined it.

spongebob

by megabob July 6, 2008

cum sponge

a patch of hair on one's chin that prevents dripping ejaculate from staining one's clothing

The gay man's goatee served as an adequate cum sponge during bukake night.

by CQJB November 8, 2008

Sponge bob

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...

I luv sponge bob Lola

by None Of Yo Business June 6, 2014

Golden Sponge Bath

When you bone a person in a bed you peed in 2 days prior and haven't cleaned the sheets or flipped the mattress.

When Lolla awoken the next day smelling of pee and dirty sex but was not wet. she realized that she was a victim of a golden sponge bath.

by The Double D from O September 3, 2010

interesting as a wet sponge

Extremely boring.

Joe: Yesterday I took a nap. Then I couldn't sleep that night.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.

by Lonesome Cowgirl April 23, 2011