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Spongebob squarepants

The most retarded show in the world it's dumb as fuck
by Boogereater69 March 13, 2021
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Spongebob Squarepants

Putting a bucket of ice into a woman's underpants then screwing her with a dry sponge.
by Mista Crabs September 26, 2009
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spongebob

A square sponge that wears square pants. He has his own animated television show on Nick and is appealing to kids because of the child-oriented animation, his not-so-bright best-friend Patrick, and stupid things he does. The show is also appealing to teenagers and adults because of the inside jokes that only they would understand and catch, its can in a minor way relate to the older audience in some way, the not-so-bright best-friend Patrick, and he stupid things he does, usually with patrick and/or squidward, the depressed, boring, Mr. Downside neighbor.
SpongeBob: (after waking up from a bad dream with every main charater) Ah!

(sees everyone hovering over his bed)
SpongeBob: Hey. What's going on? Are we having a pajama party?

Squidward: No! We are not!

Sandy Cheeks: Just do us all a favor and stay out of our dreams!

Squidward: Don't we get enough of you in the day?

Gary: Meow!

Patrick: Does anybody have a quarter?
by showing the adult in kid shows January 28, 2011
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Spongebob hershey kiss

When your girlfriend performs a spongebob donkey punch on you then you shart and she licks your ass crack.
I love it when my girlfriend gives me a big wet sloppy Spongebob hershey kiss.
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
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Spongebob

The act of shoving a bag of drugs, and/or or associated paraphernalia, down the front of their pants when a cop is sighted nearby in order to avoid legal troubles. Spongebobing often can lead to Ghost Taint.
'Shit, we are getting pulled over, Spongebob that pipe and the weed, quick!'
'It's too hot, I'll burn my unit!'
'If the cop finds that, I will make you my Bottom Bunk Bitch.'
'I would rather toast my junk than that!'
'You'll only get a little Ghost Taint.'
by Mr. Bu Grundy June 21, 2010
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the act of giving oral sex to a girl by filling a sponge with water shoving it up her pussy then blowing on it to send the water shooting out, usually produces a huge orgasm.
Dude, I gave that chick a spongebob last night.
by sourcreamizdashit May 2, 2009
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Spongebobing

***this word is originated from the spongebob episode where spongebob goes to sandy air dome and he doesn't have any water so he screams to Patrick that he needs water***

When you are smoking bud (weed) and you take a huge hit to hard and starting coughing really bad and you need water so you tell your friend "I'm Spongebobing" and that will notify him to get you water.
After I took a huge rip from my bong, I started coughing uncontrollably so I said to my friend Bob "I'm spongebobing." Bob knew right away and gave me a bottle of water
by Dillydo23 June 27, 2014
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