splondle

The 8th sense

"I used all eight senses riding my bike over the weekend. Yeah, even Splondle!"

by Novablad July 7, 2024

Splort

An online sport simulation with absurdist elements such as eldritch beings, incineration of players in the middle of a match, and capitalism.

Originated from the narrative driven ambient game Blaseball and the many games inspired by it after it's untimely ending.

Blaseball was my favourite splort...

by limelocked January 16, 2026

Splinting

Splinting is a sexual act (kink) which invol Shoving an object of same or more girth and more length the your penis.
Example of objects: tube of toothpaste,toothbrush, needle, pregnancy test,thermometer ext

My uncle caught me splinting last night

by Boofuss January 21, 2026

Splinter

Four or more turtles

Person 1:Look at that a splinter of turtles
Person 2: wow I've never seen that in the wild

by Juicyfruit668 January 26, 2026

Shlont

Shlont is a mix between Shlint and Kront, an evil mix. It means a black jew who likes to have shitted down underwear on.

"Indy is a fucking Shlont dude"- Edmont
"what the fuck bro ew I hate that little kront krint"- Danindy

by EdmontBrainfrotKing November 21, 2024

SPLOTCHLIN

SPLOTCHLIN IS A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT MEANING VERY LITTE; A SMALL AMOUNT

ADD A SPLOTCHLIN OF VODKA IN MY DRINK, PLEASE.

by EMILYM9978 January 8, 2025

Splootastic Meltdown

When someone writes paragraphs of content thinking they are writing a book putting a weird performance as if they were in a TV drama making them seem as cringe as possible while at the same time trying to be taken seriously.

Josh T Wildcard: It's just astounding how much you and anyone who knows what you do do not deserve an apology of any kind. The fact that I did anyway... I can't even believe I did that. What was I even apologizing for? Arguing with honest to God trolls in a freaking discord server, when what - I should have blocked them instead? I felt like I had to apologize... for THAT?

And then the fact that it caused some of the worst vehemence I've seen from people, just WOW. Absolutely disgusting. Despicable, Deplorable, on and on. There aren't even words for people like that. And a whole group of them. Unreal. What a toxic waste dump.

Guy: What in the autism did I just read up there?

Guy 2: Oh him? Yeah he tends to do that, write up paragraphs like if he's writing a book while putting on a cringe performance thinking he's in a drama or whatever. He's having his usual Splootastic Meltdown.

by inexcelsisf April 12, 2025