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cougar mud sprinkler

it is the act of renting a house in a bum fucked town of inbreds. During a routine rental house inspection the real estate agent comes round and turns out to be a fucking hot cougar in need of a good pummelling in the vaginal region by the two male tenants. The hot cougar gets quite randy and procedes to take one of the male tenants to thier bathroom to checkout the so called leaky tap in the bathroom. unable to control the urge to keep her clothes on, the cougar rips her gear off to unleash her massive norks and perfectly maintained pussy to the male tenant.upon her request to fulfil her sexual desires you procede to shit all over her chest as she lies on the floor. the cougar then procedes to use the solid part of the shit to use upon herself as a dildo in her ass. While dildoing herself with solid part the shit she manages to catch the runnier part of the shit with a tupperware container. Supplying the cougar withy a large straw she can now suck the runny left6 over shit into her mouth use the runny shit to push out through her gappy drug ridden fucked teeth all over your balls as you jack off to her dirty sex activities
Hey ball bag you would'nt guess what happened the other day. I had a rental property inspection and things got out of hand. The hot real estate agent cougar gave me the cougar mud sprinkler. Fuck man there has been rental property inspection every week since.
by midget101 September 29, 2010
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Sprinkler

When a guy goes soft and then lays on his back telling the girl he's about to cum and the girl twists his cock around a few times and lets it go- making the cum look like it's "coming" out of a sprinkler going round and round
Yeah, Jessica gave me a sprinkler last weekend.
by Wammajamma December 7, 2010
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Titty Sprinkles

Damn that was a good game...high five....Titty Sprinkles !

Man that so good it had Titty Sprinkles all over it!
by Glowspank December 20, 2016
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splinkie

A little spliff.
A one man top up type spliff
A spliff designed to mend rather than Mash
"I'm on my way now. I'll take a splinkie for the journey"
by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003
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Sprinkle oats

Dude, i ate those burritos, now i need to sprinkle oats!!
by cuntakinta March 7, 2010
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sprinkle of gay

a straight male who acts gay but is not thus he's straight with a sprinkle of gay
girl#1 is joey gay
girl#2 no he's just straight with a sprinkle of gay
girl#1 oh ok
by ki oakley August 14, 2014
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Sprinkles

A female with a phat ass but has disgusting acne
Aye yo sprinkles! Come give daddy a lap dance with that fine ass! Oh...never mind.
by TheRealNiggaOfficial September 29, 2015
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