spank you

A term commonly used by males to waitresses to be funny. Usually is accompanied by a slap on the ass.

Guy 1. Dude I just said spank you to that waitress and got kicked out of the restaurant.

Guy 2. Nice

by JONNAY-D!!! June 11, 2010

spanking the monkey

like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)

Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha

by secksiLNKK February 15, 2006

Spank Hank

A piece of cloth, often an old tee-shirt or pair of boxer shorts that you don't wear anymore, used to wipe up semen after ejaculation. Also known as a cum cloth.

That free tee-shirt that I got from work will make a fine spank hank.

by Remington Bonestrong July 9, 2009

Spank Bubble

The subject of one's sexual fantasy during masturbation, usually had by someone with a penis that he can "spank."

Sometimes referred to as "Spank Tank."

"You think about that girl all the time, she's totally your spank bubble."

or

"That girl is hot. I'm gonna make her a part of my next spank bubble."

by Oracularecho January 14, 2009

spank bank

n.

1. A collection of visuals that one stores in their memory for future self satisfying purposes (i.e. nipslips, cleavage, thongs)
2. The mental file of all the times one has had sex.

1. Did you see her ass? Ya, I'm totally putting that in the spank bank.
2. Last night I had sex with Lisa, another deposit in the spank bank.

by AllYouNeedToKnow February 5, 2014

Spanking gear

Another word for thong. Spanking does not always involve sexual contact, especially between strangers; thus potential bottoms are asked to wear thong underwear.

When I saw that sexy policewoman, I wished I had been wearing spanking gear.

by sasgon February 19, 2009

jew spank

The act of being Jewish or helping/communicating with a person of Jewish decent.

Did you know that Nick is a jew spank?

by iMonsteriRawr October 21, 2010