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cell phone snobbery

An extension of the total technology snob, an elitist cell phone owner who engages in conversation to poke fun or put other, less fortunate (or less technologically advanced) cell phone owners down. This is someone who frowns upon conventional cell phones and requires a smart phone as a part of their daily life. This is your friend who would rather commit harry carey rather than be seen talking on a flip phone (or heaven forbid, a pay phone).
Cell phone snobbery may include, "Did you see that mall skank talking on her motorola razor? She totally works at Walmart" or "that blackberry is soooo 2009, what are you? an accountant?"
by jackieo826 January 17, 2011
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Shobe

A little sister. May or may not be blood related. Depending on the hotness of the little sister and the age, may or may not be called a shobabe
Hey guys, meet my shobe

Dude, I heard you just adopted a shobe

I love my shobe
by Ronald Ryder Norton October 26, 2010
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snob

carlton from "weekenders" is a snob
by sandea May 3, 2005
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snob

A snob is a person that acts as if he or she is superior than you and would not care to hurt your feelings by making you feel inferior with whatever excuse they can find such us wealth, fashion, taste, knowledge, you name it. They make you feel bad with yourself and are convinced that is a cool thing to do because they think you should learn what they are talking about because they get it better that you, they diserve it you dont, they belong you dont, they are smarter you dont, they are the last coca cola in the desert. In short: if hells exists, it is full of snobs that will spend eternity snobing each other.
Since her ex friend looks younger than her, she couldn't help snobing her by saying her exfriend dresses as a teenager.
by Agua_XP October 4, 2008
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Shobe

A negative nickname for Los Angeles Lakers player, Kobe "Bean" Bryant. This nickname came about due to Bryant's penchant for playing as if he were the only player on the court.
I'd take Shaq over Shobe any day. Shobe is a damn ball hog!
by Isaac Fontaine December 8, 2003
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Metal snob

A person who only listens to metal and feels passionate that this is the best genre of music. They dislike other forms of music because of the simplicity of the instruments, bad singing, or just plain fail.
Normal music fan: You should really like the Jonas Brothers, Lady Gaga, or American Idol. Death metal is scary...only metal snobs listen to it.
Metalhead: Listen to music with real instrumentals. That's only metal music of course. Most other music isn't even as talented and will never come close.
by Master Passion December 27, 2009
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shober

The mental clarity of skinny shoroity girls between their first and second wine coolers.
No Ossifer, I've only had two shmirnoff ice coolers. I'm shtill shober!
by BlogJuana.com April 1, 2003
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