Smushed pepperonis

When you stand on a girls titties with your heels and pee in her nostrils.

Me and drew did smushed pepperonis last night.

by Drew is my daddy June 7, 2018

'Stashed

Defacing a portrait by applying a mustache.

"I 'stashed Whistler's Mother in art class today!"

by Bruce Wayne 00 August 26, 2018

Spashed

The term used for when a person jumps into a liquid but then dies shortly afterwards.

"Jason jumped into the pool and he spashed so hard that everyone fell over."

by JakWizardly November 17, 2018

Sashed!

The inability to recognize or evaluate NFL talent as a GM no Evaluation skills. , Lack of real players! Trading down constantly, avoiding elite talent, helping other teams find franchise Qbs, while you draft Cody Kessler.

They traded away from, Carson Wentz to draft Corey Coleman, They got Sashed!

They could've stayed at 12 and drafted Deshaun Watson, instead they traded down. They got Sashed!

Not Even trying to keep Mitchell Schwartz ! They got Sashed!

Signing free agent Kenny Britt. They got Sashed!

He couldn't draw a cover two, if you spotted him both safeties. They got Sashed!

by Real fans March 15, 2019

Slashed

What you do to your boyfriends 1971 GTO's tires after he has cheated on you or broke up with you

Hey girl

Hey bitch , guess what i did to tyrone tires i slashed them bitches

by Savage_Tay April 13, 2020

Smlashed

/smlaSHt/
adjective
1. Attempting to make a splash with no water present, due to intoxication

I was so smlashed, I ran into a cop car and got a DUI. During the sobriety, I tried to jump on puddles... there was no water around.

by Rico Supreme November 11, 2020

Shashed

When you take an enormous heaping shit and it displaces the water in the toilet bowl so severely that repents back into your ass.

"I lowkey like the feeling of getting shashed."

by NoremacPAC February 28, 2021