Smartasseries

Main Entry: SMART·ASS·ER·IES

Function: noun
Date: 21st century

1a: observations or remarks that are of sarcastic nature expressing an opinion or attitude.
b: Smartass comments.

I'm getting tired of your smartasseries.

by vvdvla December 14, 2008

Amy Smart

The best thing about The Butterfly Effect!

Amy Smart is an amazing actress!

by KAB April 10, 2005

street smart

An adjective that dumb people use to describe themselves, when they don't get good grades in school.

Zach: Even though I'm failing all of my classes, I think its more important to be street smart than book smart.

by TheCatcherInThePye March 28, 2013

smarcasm

Exceptionally clever sarcasm.

by brian king July 10, 2003

smartball

A sexercise toy inserted into the vagina and in the shape of two balls that stimulates the vaginal muscles and causes the wearer to do her kegels all day. Feels like ticklish/pleasurable and sometimes overwhelming rumbling.

Maria can't walk because she's using her Smartballs and the sensation is too distracting.

by Rory May 13, 2005

smart-tard

Someone who is smart in one area and retarded in another.

My friend is smart when it comes to many things, but retarded when it comes to others...so she is my smart-tard friend.

by Brandalyn November 8, 2007

smart

To be fucking retarded. If somebody calls you smart, you probably did something stupid or said something stupid.

Tim: George W Bush is a competent human being.
John: you’re fucking smart. Jesus christ

by Left_Nut69 March 10, 2020