Slitch

Combination slut and bitch.

That Janice is one nasty little slitch, I hope she dies painfully.

by HJ Moul December 19, 2002

Slitch

Someone who is both a slut and a bitch.

First used by Monica Davila of Corpus Christi, Texas.

My manager at work is a real slitch.

by Pat Robinson December 16, 2003

Slitter

One who slits. This could be by working excessive amounts of time on mtuual fund tax provisions or on any other related slit material.

The person doing the slit work is the slitter.

"Wow, Shaun hasn't easten lunch all week he just works straight through...what a slitter"

"All this guy is does is work, he has no life he's miserable! What a slitter.

by The Slit Master July 28, 2012

Slitchorank

The perfect combination of Slut, Bitch, Whore and Skank.

"GURRRL, YOU DID NOT JUST PUT THAT DICK IN YO MOUTH. DONT BE SUCH A SLITCHORANK ,AMANDA. "

by LOLAMANDASAWHORE December 3, 2009

slitwhistling

When a woman's orifice is loose and airy resulting in a queef like "whistling" sound every time you enter her.

I was fucking Kesha last night but got a goddamn headache from all the slitwhistling her cooter was making. Like a friggin' freight train, this chick.

by TetsuoTheIronMan December 24, 2010

slitstream

To walk behind a group of hot girls at the optimum distance and speed to check out their asses for a protracted period. As per the driving technique of slipstreaming, once one hops into a slitstream, you can ease your foot off the throttle and cruise under the draw of the slitstream.

I got caught in a heavy slitstream on my way to the train station and nearly ended up in the cinema.

I totally got busted slitstreaming a trio of gorgeous chicas last night.

by Arthur ASCii April 4, 2011

Slitch

noun. A general derogatory appellation for an adult female. This is current women’s prison slang used in Kansas, Missouri, and probably elsewhere. Slitch is a portmanteau (blend of two words; I don’t really like using "portmanteau", but I didn’t want anyone to suspect I didn’t know it, so I had to use it; “Blend” is simpler) of the two words slut and bitch.

A slitch can be a snitch and visa-versa, but the two words are different.

As with many derogatory words, the term slitch can also be used contrarily in a familiar fashion, as in “I love you, my little slitch”.

That heartless slitch doesn't care about anyone but herself.

by Nehmo November 13, 2011