Wet Ski Mask 

the canadian sex act similar to the Angry Dragon where both participants are outside (most likely in the snow) and the girl is wearing a ski mask. The ejaculate then gets all inside the ski mask.

James: Hey dude, you might want to wash your ski mask before you use it.

Rich: Why?

James: I wet ski masked your mother last night.

Wet Ski Mask by Rich the jerkhole January 1, 2012

tigers on a jet-ski 

Describing something so dangorous it was cool.

May also discribe something completely stupid or nonesenseical.

Also is connected to snakes on a plane.

Dudeman1: How was sky diving yeasterday?
Dudeman2: Like tigers on a jet-ski.

Law Student1: A cop gave me a ticket yesterday for no reason!
Law Student2: Why would he do that?
Law Student1: Well some guy stopped at a legal red light and I hit him going 80.
Law Student2: TIGERS ON A JET-SKI!

tigers on a jet-ski by Mr_Annomyous September 1, 2008

Asian Ski Mask 

Asian Ski Mask:To come behind somebody, stretch ball sack over head and place testicals into eye sockets.

"dude lets get garyn with the old asian ski mask trick."

"dude you wanna see and asian ski mask?"

Asian Ski Mask by Joe Bamf August 2, 2006

Junior Ski Trip 

A "ski trip" for the junior classes where the students each pitch in money to rent out a m/hotel, get some alc and go ballistic from friday till sunday (usually). Transportation is in party buses and surely you can pay off the driver to do crazy shit on that bus.
Like the Nike slogan - Just Do It

Junior Ski Trip:

Print out a false field trip form, put a price tag on it, make ur parents sign it and give u cash, hope they dont call the school asking about it. Have fun, party, don't attract cops.

Junior Ski Trip by TheDJMB January 6, 2010

whoville ski slopes 

A set of jugs so saggy, they can't even be classified as nanners or swingin sweater puppets.

That bitch has some whoville ski slopes!

whoville ski slopes by Jimmy Jonesssss January 17, 2011

Vampire Ski Mask 

When a girl is giving you a blow job pull it out of her mouth before the point of ejaculation and let it out on her face. At this time rub it all around her face with your testicles, then let it dry. Your oral partner is now wearing a vampire ski mask.

Bro, I just gave that chick a vampire ski mask after she blew me.

Vampire Ski Mask by Rodziewicz September 6, 2012

dry ski 

Getting a hand job with no lube.

Yo, Hanna gave me a dry ski at the mall.

dry ski by Super ginger79 January 9, 2014