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Simple Dimple

A small, blank spot in the scalp, wide enough to be touched by one's finger.
"Bro! Bro! It's like...

...Mitsubishi... Materials."

*Daily scalp inspection*

*Provoked alligator noises*

"...Simple Dimple."
by Steveluvscows February 27, 2024
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Real Simple

an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith. The magazine features articles and information related to homemaking, childcare, cooking, and emotional well-being. The magazine is distinguished by its clean, uncluttered style of layout and photos. In 2013 it had approximately 7.6 million readers, 90% of whom were women
Real Simple expanded to include a TV show of the same name, with two seasons of a half-hour program airing on PBS in 2006–2007.
by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023
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Simple minded

RICCO GOLDEN is super simple minded
by Panda-princess_13 March 1, 2020
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The Simple Things

A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!
"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"

"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
by Zeuleus June 23, 2025
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simple crunchy

"Simple Crunchy" people tend to politically lean right, eat organics and gluten-free, garden, recycle, use natural health and beauty products, and buy environmentally safe cleaning products. They do all without a lot of fuss.
While the Smiths like parts of the crunch lifestyle, they aren't into the drama of all the neo-hippie and hipster scenes. They are simple crunchy and live a fairly normal lifestyle.
by japaneseparsley August 7, 2015
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Simple

Not very intelligent; a person who has difficulty learning things ;lacking in knowledge or expertise

Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'

Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.
*friend slips forward attempting to cross motorway and faces head on with a lorry, sending Him 50 metres horizontally

Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!
by Danii.j_ May 20, 2022
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Simple couple onion

A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.
Martin was many things. But mostly, he was such a simple couple onion.
by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019
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