friend shaped

an affectionate way of describing a fat person. cute and huggable.

"Im fat"
"no, you're friend shaped."

by redderumbrellas June 1, 2020

shtaprer

how chinese people say stapler. pronounced: shtay-puh-rer

herro shtapres? yes i woud rike a shtaprer prease. shenk you prease

by monkeyballs November 2, 2004

Shap

The combination of shit and crap. Just a typical insult.

"This is so Shap!!"
"You're full of Shap"
"He can be so shap sometimes"

by Jibby Unicorn May 26, 2019

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

heart shaped glasses

1.) a guy who has a funny shaped dick
2.) sunglasses shaped like hearts that lolita's wear

OMG, my boyfriend has a funny shaped dick, thats so heart shaped glasses

I wear heart shaped glasses in bed for my 50 yr old boyfriend

by ely67 December 2, 2007

Your House is House Shaped

You're doing something correctly.

The name stems from the act of drawing something and the accuracy of it's shape.

House = the act of doing something
Shape = how well you're doing it.

The farther away the house is from being house-shaped, the worse the person is at whatever they're trying to do.

Guy #1: I drew this house, but I think it looks more like a banana.
Guy #2: Naw man, your house is house shaped!

by RykaLily August 17, 2011

in good shape

What is said to you if you are either too old to be hot, or just plain not attractive.

Friend #1: Hey man, you see that girl I was with at the bar on Friday? Not bad, right? Friend #2: Dude, not hot. Friend #1: Well, she was in good shape. Friend #2: Agree, she was in good shape.

by Duece79 November 7, 2017