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shitty wankers

A big pile of dicks, or wankers, covered fully and completely of hot steamy, squishy shit.
"Hey honey, can you clean up the shitty wankers".
by Tkvd09 July 9, 2017
mugGet the shitty wankersmug.

Shitty cock

This word is used to slag or annoy someone who is into anal intercourse. They should be offended if called this word
by Rjhehebeuevene March 31, 2020
mugGet the Shitty cockmug.

shitty pizza

the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers
my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?
by dumbandall December 15, 2021
mugGet the shitty pizzamug.

blackout shitty

adjective phrase

1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption

2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!

How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:
Wholly crap! How drunk are you? Never mind! You need to stop drinking or you're gonna wind up getting freakin' blackout shitty!

KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!
by FinelyThreaded May 17, 2022
mugGet the blackout shittymug.

Pissy Shitties

When you add coke at the movie theatre to your popcorn. It s called a pissy shitty, due to the consistency.
I make pissy shitties at the movie theatre for maximum flavor.
by Physicsclubbbb August 31, 2022
mugGet the Pissy Shittiesmug.

Whippet and a shitty

When your high on laughing gas and make a Uturn. Pulling a shitty while on a whippet hight are almost entirely not thought through, last minute, and unplanned. It is likely that the person pulling this maneuver misgauges something and crashes their vehicle during the wippet and a shitty but a whippet and a shitty can also be stuck like a G where it is well executed. However, doing whippets and driving is extremely dangerous even a sober a single whippet can cause black out. Always pull over to take laughing gas if you have to do it in the vehicle at all.
Swim was on on his break while at work drove to the store to get some laughing gas canisters. On his way back he was using his GPS to find his way back. Swim was 35 seconds into a whippet when his GPS notified him he had to turn around as he didn’t realize the notification until a few seconds after the turn…. this is a a where the whippet and a shitty comes in…... It was a double lane so almost out of instinct having made similar maneuvers before he felt he could make this turn being in the right lane. And maybe he did have the room; however even though their was enough room he didn’t throw the wheel fast enough to turn/spin the vehicle enough to execute that type of turn at the 30mph he was going and as result he ran over a anchoring cable for a telephone pole and it sprung back into its natural position after the vehicles tire moved off/ and past it while at the same moment the fence he drove into stopped the vehicle. It was coincidently a fence belonging to a funeral home aswell!😂. No one was hurt this time but it was certainly a warning from the universe.
by Drug Charmander August 13, 2022
mugGet the Whippet and a shittymug.

shitty anal

When you give a girl anal and she craps on your dick.
“at this moment, he realized that she had alittle too many drinks, and he was about to recieve Shitty Anal.”
by Myasscrack December 9, 2016
mugGet the shitty analmug.

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