swinging dicks

In legal jurisprudence, a five man team consisting of a senior partner, junior partner, senior associate, junior associate and paralegal, whose primary function is to quintuple client billings when engaging in the same work.

"I had a 10 minute phone call with my lawyer down at Bryan Cave and the swinging dicks sent me a bill for $1950."

by Ishtamo November 21, 2007

singing in the rain

activities that occur under a waterfall of urine or any other body fluids

last night i was singing in the rain with bill

by dr.pube November 22, 2010

Shining light from above

A "Shining light from above" is a self-indulged term used by horrible liars, and devious perverts whom start sexual endeavors and then blame the intimate moment on the other person. Often said when accused of being a souless harpy queen, or just a sklut in a defensive manner. But generally it's used when an unwanted, yet true insult is insinuated or brought up.

Often misconstruded with something pure, or holy. Or just shiny rays of light falling forth from the sky, but in reality it's just a claim of innocence to mask ones extreme level of naughtyness and ones insatiable sexual appetite.

" Hey D, you started the hotel thing. "

" Shut up, I would never do that, I am a shining light from above! "

by Little Spooky Sprout April 28, 2010

swinging chandelier

When a girl is on her stomach, tying her both arms and legs together behind her into one large knot. Then hanging her from the ceiling. Preferably done so a bed is underneath (in case the roof caves in)
Then, swinging her back and forth so that as she swings forward, her mouth goes onto one guys penis. The guy thrusts with his dick and "passes her to the other guy and as she swings back the other guy is there and he puts his penis into her vagina or into her ass.

"Let's give her the swinging chandelier"
"Alright, make sure this time you pass her to me, though"

by Llamapalooza October 17, 2008

Shining Path

A “far-left” guerrilla movement in Peru, notorious for boiling babies of peasants. If somebody brings up the Shining Path in a debate; leave.

“You’re a Marxist-Leninist? What so you support the Shining Path? You support boiling babies?”

by tedpilled August 5, 2020

swinging cowbelly

Dropping your balls into a girls mouth and putting the tip of the penis toward her nose.

That bitch loved when i gave her the ol' swinging cowbelly!

by b0b707 March 7, 2003

Knight In Shining Armor

When the male partner knights the female with his penis by tapping both shoulders and then EXPLODING on her face, creating a jizzy helmet.

"Bitch was trippin' so Sir Joseph had to give that bitch the good ol' Knight In Shining Armor. Dub nigga."

by Ricky George December 28, 2007