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monkey sheet

it is alway fun with monkey sheet
by bill murry March 27, 2004
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Shit The Sheets

When someone let's a fart in bed
Chad : Wow Alyssa I can't believe im naked in your bed!

Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!

Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!

Chad : (Splat)
by SlopNChop March 4, 2019
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sheethal

sheethal means cool in hindi
'wanna get pizza tonight'
'yeah sounds sheethal'
hindi cool sheethal
by bunnybatman October 13, 2015
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saber sheath

n. 1) fencing term; a cover for one's sword.

2) a sexual euphemism.
En garde! Prepare to defend yourself Madame as I am about to slip off my saber sheath ... or slip it on. It is your choice.
by gnostic1 July 30, 2011
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sheit

Shit but with the E of Extra shit
Sheit man,dat sheit stinks
by Gssie December 10, 2003
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Shakti

A beautiful loving and caring girl (usually blond)and a very good friend who you can trust
Look she's such a shakti
by Alexis from Texas March 31, 2015
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