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Graft Gaff Shag 

The typical Scottish lad lifestyle of getting into other girls, where;

1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)

It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.
"John you planning on getting stuck into Susan tonight?"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"
Graft Gaff Shag by Jdiddee May 23, 2016
Related Words

Gag and shag 

The new Netflix and chill. The act of having sex and oral
Do you want to come back for a session of gag and shag
Gag and shag by Sexybugger69 December 4, 2016

kiss now, shag later 

when just aint felling shoving ur 3 inch wonka in to the hoe so you chose the kiss option to keep her happy
not now lets just kiss now, shag later

Long time no shag 

What you say to someone with whom you have had one or more previous sexual encounters. Primarily used to

1. Announce sexual prowess and coolness to the general public.
2. Display lack of shame.
3. Humiliate the person to whom the comment is directed, automatically making you the winner and czar of all things excellent.
Ethan: Yo Melissa! Long time no shag, eh?
Melissa: Go fuck yourself Ethan.

Wound Shag 

When someone has sex with an open wound that they have just made by stabbing the person.
Im going to wound shag the fuck out of him if I don't get my money back soon
Wound Shag by J3TnDC December 5, 2011

Wag & Shag 

To have intercourse whilst being truant from class. This may occur in the School's bathroom or on a School oval.
"Yo, I just got a text from a babe, she wants a good old wag & shag"
Wag & Shag by HelloMyNameIsNotJoel November 28, 2011