Swamp Sheets

When you fuck or jerk off so long and hard that your bedsheets are sweaty and wet and smell like a swamp, also occurs in really hot rooms, sex under the blankets, and in rare cases vehicle back seats

"Hey bro don't sit on my bed I just rubbed one out and got a bad case of swamp sheets"

by Krompus_Mcdickenstein June 14, 2018

spinout sheets

Satin sheets on a bed used to quickly dismount after sex.

My spinout sheets gave me the advantage of a quick get-a-way after shooting my load on her face.

by GearHeadPrimate March 27, 2018

Kanky shets

best people in the entire worlD literally THE FUNNIEST HOES EVER
- speaks memes
-are somewhat asian
-kanky
-holy water asap

"I love my kanky shets"

by jolyenbirbcultleader January 13, 2019

Max Seegs

One who like to pose, drink excessively, and break bathroom doors in an abrupt manner.

"wow do you see how drunk he is.."
"he's not drunk, he's just being a max seegs"

by gohawkx February 27, 2019

Industry Seeds

A spin on the whole idea of being a industry plant But failing at being famous or Having any noticeable relevance

Billie Eilish-Industry plant
Raury-Industry Seeds

by EmJayee July 12, 2019

bagel seeds

A bagel seed is small cheerio shaped oat that is good for the heart.

guy: boi gimme sum o dose bagl seadz
guy: mmm yumi bagel seeds

by bagelseedboi October 22, 2019

Tomato Sheets

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.

My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.

by Gynobutter December 26, 2019