scotch

The use of this word is often used when describing someone of homosexual orientation in a derogitory way. Originating from insults against Scotch College Melbourne this word has widely been used as a term to insult other men. ALso used as a word for homosexual intercourse.

Noun - Scotch
Adverb - Scotching, Scotch

That guy is so scotch.

Why dont you go have a nice scotching with your boyfriend.

Go scotch somone.

by Kakashi Rock Lee March 6, 2007

scotch boy

A term used to describe a homosexual. The term originated from the countless examples of students at the elite Scotch College, Hawthorn, Australia, who were known to be involved in man to man relationships. The term has been extended to apply to anyone in such a relationship, particularly if they're soft upper middle class pretty boys.

"Man look at that Scotch boy walking down Glenferrie, he sucks so much dick"

by jimmydeck March 14, 2008

Scotchtoberfest

Akin to Oktoberfest, an annual New Orleans event begun in 2001 celebrating scotch, the water of life, but also involving food, beer, wine, and other spirits.

Everyone looks forward to Scotchtoberfest, a chance to polish off a white cadillac and talk to some beautiful women.

by MoonlightBen August 13, 2005

scotch plains

A town that neighbors Westfield, New Jersey.

It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."

Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.

Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.

Blue Devils 4 Ever.

Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.

Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?

by Delivery Guy 1 December 3, 2007

Scot Simonson

A kid who likes to have midgets skeet all over his face. He is Uber GAY!

Hey brandon, at least you arnt Scot Simonson.

by The Matt March 29, 2005

Scotchy

A term used when refering to a student at the all boy school Scotch College in Perth. A 'Scotchy' will often be assimilated with such negative terms or phrase's as; wanker, dick head, tosser, fuck wit, and other such pleasantries. Scotchies are also known for their little success with the opposite sex. This common phenomenon often leads to their envy of the students of Christ Church Grammar School which soon becomes a crush, then a letter, then a sedative and then finally a lawsuit and restraining order.
Plural; Scotchies

Scotchy: But your honor, I swear, I have no recollection of that night or how that sedating substance I bought at the pharmacy got into his drink.

by Larsipan October 20, 2008

Nova Scotian Hole in 2

When your lady friend is sitting on the toilet taking a dump (yes girls poop!) and you come up and sit on her shoulders facing her so she can suck your piece. You take a shit attempting to get it in between her legs into the toilet (mostly missing and having it dribble down her titties and stomach.) If you successfully get it in its a HOLE IN 2!

The other day Joanna was taking a dump. I jumped on her shoulders and successfully accomplished the Nova Scotian Hole in 2!

by Allll Day April 17, 2009