Scooting

the ultimate form of shitting on someone
Directions:
1.beast someones face
2.take of all articles of clothing
3.loosen your bowels
4.slide your ass crack with perfect timing across the face
5.scoot until finisched
6.and enjoy =)

scooting-i beasted that mutha fucka into the curb n then scooted on his face!

by Big Elly August 5, 2008

Scoots

combination of the words "shit" and "toots". Usually from eating something that doesn't agree with you.

man, that pizza last night gave me the scoots.

by queenshaniqua August 30, 2005

scoot

most commonly reffered to as a beezy, hoe, bitch, or a girl.

That scoot is top notch

by skuck June 25, 2007

scooter butt

A girl who has a giant ass, you refer to it as a scooter, because scooters are fun to ride but you dont want your freinds to see you on it, just like having sex with a scooter butt.

"Damn that girls got a scooter butt!"

by Tommy J. October 28, 2006

Ultimate Scooter

A bunch of silly kids who STILL ride scooters. They think they're a "tuff gang bruh!" and they ride their scooters in such hardcore gangsta places such as PRIMARY SCHOOLS. Enjoy your death-defying scooter tricks, kids. Also, they are so hardcore that they write about themselves on urbandictionary.com Pretty gangsta, yo!

Guy 1:HEY BRUH! YOU HEARD ABOUT THE FULLY SICK SCOOTER GANG, ULTIMATE SCOOTER!!!??
Guy 2: Scooter gang? Are you fucking serious? BAHAHAHAHA

by cjhard October 20, 2008

Strawberry Scooter Crunch

When a man with herpes has an outbreak & has intercourse with a women during menstration.

After inserting his bumpy penis into her bloody vagina it resembles a strawberry scooter crunch.

by Wannabanghoes September 19, 2009

scooting

1. moving over to make room for a loved one while laying down and they are not there
2. wanting to be held or hold someone

awww SCOOTER SCOOTER SCOOTER

by Rigby December 30, 2004