Satan Sandwich

deviled eggs & hellman's mayonnaise

ABCNews.com: meat, sweet, or debt deal? the mystery of the satan sandwich
sean: what is a 'satan sandwich'?
roberta: it's just DEVILed eggs and HELLman's mayonnaise, duh

by seannydee August 5, 2011

Satanic Plunge

While having sex in the doggystyle position remove penis from the vagina and thrust into the anus. Then, exclaim "WITHIN YOU I PLANT THE SEED OF EVIL" in the most satanic voice possible. See also Bucking Bronco.

I don't think I will be hooking up with Sally anymore. Last night I gave her the Satanic Plunge and she wont take my calls.

by El-Dogfather August 27, 2005

Satan Figure

An individual, group (ethnic, national, etc.), or ideology (liberalism, conservativism, etc.) that serves as the focal point for societal rage, even when this can distract from more pertinent issues.

Sometimes being a Satan Figure only gets names hurled in your direction. Sometimes, it gets you killed.

by FVZA May 26, 2006

satan’s asshole

texas.

I fucking hate Texas it’s like living in satan’s asshole.

by mhstipline October 15, 2018

satans grundel

The hairiest, most foul and rancid place or situation that you can imagine. Satans grundel is the worst of the worst. Satans grundel is hell in hell.

Shit...focusing on the burning mystery rash that appeared this morning, I crashed my car on my way to a root canal, forgot I had an open bottle in the back seat until the cop noticed...and then a bird shat on my head...today is from Satans grundel.

by M Ptera February 16, 2008

Satan's bitch

When a person named Nick spazzes out on the floor because he has done some type of drug.

After Nick smoked some weed, he really became Satan's bitch.

by Digger Knick September 25, 2013

satan's jizz

A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.

Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014