1. Noun. One of the best American actors of all time. Often has roles as a bad ass, which is a role he plays better than anyone.

2. Verb. As is characteristic of many of Samuel L. Jackson movies, to yell something deep and filled with curse words to a person over and extended period of time. To constantly speak in a loud tone of voice regardless of the subject matter.

3. Verb. To speak violent things in a calm tone of voice while looking at the person with crazy eyes. This makes you scary as hell.

If you keep talking shit, motherfucker, I'm gonna Samuel L. Jackson your ass!

Person 1: Why are you yelling at me?
Samuel L. Jackson: Because this is how I talk motherfucker! Aint you seen any of my movies?

Samuel L. Jackson by BombACat July 18, 2010

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Samuel Arnold

The father of many, this señorita bonita is known for drinking and eating caffeine. Just pure caffeine concentrate. He honestly doesn’t care. He also hates gingers and likes children. He may be included in some religions as a powerful being.

Oh boy I can’t wait to be devoured by Samuel Arnold today.

Samuel Arnold by Kevin James III May 11, 2019

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Samuel

Samuel is definitely gay and a virgin at the same time. He sometimes puts up a very disappointed appearance, but that is to hide his deep insecurities, instead giving other people depression

Chris: Samuel and i are gay for each other
Samuel: Oh yeah definitely

Samuel by CrispyNewts March 17, 2020

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