Sam
Your one in a million, best freind, hectic captain, funny cunt, wanna eat your face sometimes but I think that's illegal. And yea take care Bruvv
Sam by Billesucksdick October 3, 2016
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The girl with the name Samantha usually has a fat ass and is pretty but has a low intelligence level which is alright because she kind and funny
Sam by Lovinallthepussy November 6, 2016
Sam
Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?
Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.
Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.
Sam
Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.
Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....
Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....
Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.
Sam by McAuliffeScholarIlluminati69 June 2, 2016
Sam
"Dude, Matt just started cracking up after Sam said "take pictures". Wtf, he wasn't even trying to be funny."
Sam by Chodemaster74 June 8, 2016
Sam
A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.
Sam
Usually has a small penis and never can keep a relationship also is most likely to live on the streets.
Sam by Wolfy101101101 November 21, 2016