said no one ever

A phrase used to fervently punctuate the ridiculousness of any statement preceding it.

The horrendous pain my fibroid tumors have me in when I get my period is all worth it so that at the end of the day I can say I braved it like a real woman, said no one ever.

by illadelphiajones June 2, 2013

Tomato Salad

The sexual act of bending over, pulling your testicles between your legs, and having your partner lick both your anus and swollen red testicles; which now resemble tomatoes.

Cole: So how was your date with Valerie last night?

Stephen: The whore took me back to her place and made me a tomato salad. So all in all, worth it.

by Captain Rummidew June 13, 2010

fruit salad

A culturally diverse group of homosexuals.

When Doug, Mohammed, Atsushi and Igor hang out, it's a total fruit salad.

by mifcorn August 23, 2011

As the actress said to the bishop

Meaning the same thing as the American phrase "that's what she said," the phrase "as the actress said to the bishop," or "said the actress to the bishop," originates from England probably around the time of World War II. The words are a catchphrase that is used to change a seemingly (and most likely intended to be) innocent statement into a perverted joke.

"Put it in the other one!"
"...As the actress said to the bishop."

by Ska Killer April 24, 2009

tossing one's salad

Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue. rimming

Josh tossed Sam's salad last night after we left for the movies.

by Ivana Houmpilotte April 19, 2004

salad girl

An ironic name for a girl who won't have anal sex.

Hey salad girl, why won't you let me do you in the pooper.

by hititlong January 4, 2006

salad fork

In the pimp business, it is the first ho you recruit to work the streets.

Oh shiiiet daddys little salad fork got us all the WHITESTAR!!!!

by KFED April 30, 2006