swing that neck

To give someone head

"Sandy Gonna swing that neck for spongebob"

by Nickolodeon May 14, 2016

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Porch swing

1. The state of a man having loose, low-hanging balls, often occurring in hot weather, after a shower/bath, or due to gravity as he ages.

2. More specifically, the act of a man with said scrotal condition squatting slightly and swaying his gonads to and fro so that they resemble the action of a couple sitting on a porch swing.

Marshall never understood why his girlfriend wasn't amused when he would demonstrate his porch swing after soaking in the hot tub.

by George P. November 22, 2015

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swingle

In many relationships, just none exclusively.

"I went out with Alex and Sam last night! I love being swingle!"

by Cassie G April 20, 2007

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I dont swing that way

A response used to say you're not homosexual without just saying you're not gay/lesbian.

Lesbian: I confess my love to you! Please marry me!!!
Straight Girl: Uh, I'm flattered but I dont swing that way.
Lesbian: Noodles are straight until they're wet...

by Daviddv0601 August 6, 2019

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Swine Hype

The over saturation and exaggeration of H1N1 (Swine) Flu fear coming out of the Main Stream Media and the US Government. The purpose of which is to systematically spread a relatively weak virus through the distribution of the H1N1 Swine Flu vaccine latent with live flu virus grown on cancer cells, toxic additives such as Mercury and the adjuvant, Squalene. The vaccine is experimental and thus far unproven to prevent disease.

"Aren't you gonna give your kids the swine flu shot, Tom?They have a harmless nasal spray version available now."

"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"

by relaxfrancis October 10, 2009

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